Talk:Thing Animal Story/@comment-73.8.66.151-20150326171750


 * Berlioz/Buzz Lightyear: [Toulouse/Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Berlioz/Buzz Lightyear. Berlioz/Buzz Lightyear keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...
 * Toulouse/Woody: [whispering) SHUT UP! Just, SHUT UP, you idiot!
 * Berlioz/Buzz Lightyear: Kitty, this is no time to panic.
 * Toulouse/Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Cody is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
 * Berlioz/Buzz Lightyear: Mine? My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
 * Toulouse/Woody: Oh yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
 * Berlioz/Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
 * Toulouse/Woody: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
 * Berlioz/Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Shere Khan has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
 * Toulouse/Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] YOU! ARE! A! THING ANIMALLLLLL! You aren't the real Berlioz the Kitten! You're - you're an action figure! [holds hand up to eyes indicating something small] You are a child's play thing!
 * Berlioz/Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little Kitten, and you have my pity. [waves in military fashion] Farewell. [starts to walk away]
 * Toulouse/Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!