The Lightning Storm: The Final Chapter (2021)/Appletin le mot titre! scene

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 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: "Paradise Falls, a land lost in time-out"? Master?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: I am not your master.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: It's nothing to be ashamed of. I winter all the time. Just thinking about my freeze gun, or thinking about Mr. Trump, or Mr. Alvin Hung attacking a black wolf, or a rainbow wolf. That is so too bad.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: I said, I'm not your master!
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Take it easy, I'm only trying to help. It's none of my business why you're upset. Or mind your business. By the way, why are you upset?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: I was tricked into signing something I shouldn't have.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: You signed up for one of them time-shares, huh?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: No, I signed this.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: You should never sign a contract with Commander Shaw!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Yeah, I got that.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: His fine print is crafty.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Okay.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: His rainbow winters are sneaky.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: No, I... What did you say?
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: I'm talking about rainbow winters. Used to be, you had to guess his name, but now everybody knows who Commander Shaw is.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Sir, I've read the fine print. There's nothing about an rainbow winters in here.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Well, you didn't expect him to make it easy for you. Here, let me show you how it's done. I didn't spend all that time around them witches without picking up a few tricks. Your tiny, little human brain couldn't begin to comprehend the complexity of my polygonic foldability skills.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: What are you doing?
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Hey, I can't get my origami on unless you back off. Thank you. OK, here's what you gotta do. You fold this piece here, make this letter match up here, bring this corner here, and if you do it just right, it will show you what to do. There! "Appletin le mot titre"!
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm:: What's Appletin?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Give me that!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: "Adventure is out there".
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: You have to take me to dinner first.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: "According to superhero law, if not fully satisfied, adventure is out there will render this contract null and void. " Gary, you did it! Look at you! If Fran Kevin and I share adventure is out there, I will get my life back!
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: OK! This isn't a petting zoo! So where is this Fran Kevin?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Well, that's just it, you see. I don't know.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: You know, when I lose something, I always try to retrace my steps. So... where did you leave her last?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: The last time I saw her, I told her I wished I'd never rescued her. Uh-oh.