Family Guy: Sesame Street part 1

Transcript:

 * Narrator: This contains adult content and is brought to you by the letter "H".
 * Bert: [Phone ringing], Hello? Hah, Son of a bitch. I'm on my way. Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's. [Bert drinking beer, choke it],
 * Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
 * Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the damn bed!
 * Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert!
 * Bert: [Comedic instrumental music], Hah,
 * Count von Count: Six! Six bats. Seven! Seven bats! Ahh ahh ahh.
 * Count von Count: One nipple. Ahh ahh ahh. Two nipples. Ahh ahh ahh. Three nip... Oh hell no, I'm outta here.
 * Cookie Monster: Me love cookie. Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom,
 * Cookie Monster: [Cookie dough squeeze it, Match it in light fire), Come on, come on. Go away.
 * Stewie Griffin: Cookie Monster could have invented Facebook!
 * Man: What is this?
 * Cookie Monster: Cookiebook
 * Elmo: Hi, Brian! Elmo speak bad English on educational show! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!