Talk:The Animalhood (Pachirapong1999 Version)/@comment-50.151.62.116-20150520154700

{| class="script" style="margin: 0 auto;" Mufasa/Angel Griggs jumps on to normal Alex/Griggs' other shoulder and gets in to it with Scar/Devil Griggs 17 hours ago by A Wikia contributor * 17 hours ago by A Wikia contributor 17 hours ago by A Wikia contributor 17 hours ago by A Wikia contributor 17 hours ago by A Wikia contributor Robin Hood/Sam: 17 hours ago by A Wikia contributor
 * class="speaker"|Alex/Griggs:
 * Oh man, I can't believe everyone's after me. They all think I had somethin' to do with Rebecca Cunningham. Maybe I did, I can't remember. Ahaugh, this sucks! What do I do now?
 * class="blocking" colspan="2"|A Scar/Devil Griggs shows up on his right shoulder (stage left shoulder)
 * class="speaker"|Scar/Devil Griggs:
 * I'll tell you what to do, punch everybody! There's no problem that can't be solved with a good punchin'!
 * class="blocking" colspan="2"|An Mufasa/Angel Griggs shows up on his other shoulder
 * class="speaker"|Mufasa/Angel Griggs:
 * Hey, that'd be mean. Instead of punching everyone, why not just give everybody some flowers and tell 'em you love 'em? That'd be awesome.
 * class="speaker"|Scar/Devil Griggs:
 * Shut up, stupid angel me! It's punchin' time, and that's final!
 * class="speaker"|Mufasa/Angel Griggs:
 * Who're you calling stupid, evil lion?
 * class="speaker"|Scar/Devil Griggs:
 * Who're you callin' evil lion ya hippie do-gooder?
 * class="speaker"|Mufasa/Angel Griggs:
 * Alright, that's it, time for a punchin' exorcism!
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 * Who're you calling stupid, evil lion?
 * class="speaker"|Scar/Devil Griggs:
 * Who're you callin' evil lion ya hippie do-gooder?
 * class="speaker"|Mufasa/Angel Griggs:
 * Alright, that's it, time for a punchin' exorcism!
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 * Alright, that's it, time for a punchin' exorcism!
 * class="blocking" colspan="2"|
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 * class="speaker"|Alex/Griggs:
 * Hey, can it you morons. I'm tryin' to figure out what to do here.
 * class="blocking" colspan="2"|Vitaly/Angel Wade shows up on Alex/Griggs' left shoulder (stage right shoulder)
 * class="speaker"|Vitaly/Angel Wade:
 * Dewd, you should like totally turn yourself in.
 * class="speaker"|Alex/Griggs:
 * What the- hey get outta here. You're supposed to be on Vitaly's shoulder, not mine.
 * class="speaker"|Vitaly/Angel Wade:
 * Hey he is like way too busy with his hobbies to listen to me man.
 * }
 * What the- hey get outta here. You're supposed to be on Vitaly's shoulder, not mine.
 * class="speaker"|Vitaly/Angel Wade:
 * Hey he is like way too busy with his hobbies to listen to me man.
 * }
 * }
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 * class="speaker"|Lady Kluck/Nikki:
 * Okay, you see I first noticed Bagheera acting strange one day, so I-
 * class="speaker"|Robin Hood/Sam:
 * (cough)
 * class="speaker"|Lady Kluck/Nikki:
 * What?
 * class="speaker"|Robin Hood/Sam:
 * Could you tell the story in flashback? It's kinda boring just watching you talk.
 * class="speaker"|Baloo/Wade:
 * Allow me. Lady Kluck'd just noticed Bagheera acting really strange. And things were getting really wavy man.
 * class="speaker"|Lady Kluck/Nikki:
 * Okay Baloo cool it, I think I can handle it from here.
 * }
 * Allow me. Lady Kluck'd just noticed Bagheera acting really strange. And things were getting really wavy man.
 * class="speaker"|Lady Kluck/Nikki:
 * Okay Baloo cool it, I think I can handle it from here.
 * }
 * }
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 * class="speaker"|O'Malley/Griggs:
 * Fine. I don't need you or your greaseball lawyer. I'm gettin' outta here my way!
 * class="speaker"|Bagheera/Tovar:
 * Yai, are going to cover wall with llama butter and eat way out?
 * class="speaker"|O'Malley/Griggs:
 * What? No.
 * class="speaker"|Bagheera/Tovar:
 * Oh right, is Bagheera's way. What are O'Malley do?
 * class="speaker"|O'Malley/Griggs:
 * Before they put me away, I had the blueprint for the prison tattooed on my body. Heh, pretty smooth.
 * }
 * Oh right, is Bagheera's way. What are O'Malley do?
 * class="speaker"|O'Malley/Griggs:
 * Before they put me away, I had the blueprint for the prison tattooed on my body. Heh, pretty smooth.
 * }
 * }
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 * class="speaker"|Friar Tuck/Dr. Chalmers:
 * I will now allow both sides to deliver opening remarks to the jury.
 * class="speaker"|Maid Marian/Catherine:
 * Ohoh, this is gonna be good. Ten bucks says he's guilty.
 * class="speaker"|Robin Hood/Sam:
 * You can't place bets. We're supposed to be impartial here.
 * class="speaker"|Maid Marian/Catherine:
 * I'll give ya four-to-one odds.
 * class="speaker"|Robin Hood/Sam:
 * Make it twenty! Sucker.
 * class="speaker"|Little John/Dutchmiller:
 * Lady and gentleman of the jury, during the course of this trial, you will hear incontravertible evidence that the defendant is guilty, or your money back!
 * class="speaker"|Friar Tuck/Dr. Chalmers:
 * Hoh-ho, an iron-clad guarantee like that, is gonna be tough to beat. You're up Jailbird.
 * class="speaker"|O'Malley/Griggs:
 * Uh, I didn't do it? Uh, at least I don't think I did it. Anyway she probably deserved it, whatever.
 * class="speaker"|Friar Tuck/Dr. Chalmers:
 * Huh, excellent rebuttal, powerful, yet subtle. This one's too close to call.
 * class="speaker"|Little John/Dutchmiller:
 * If it pleases the court, I'd like to call our first stoolpigeon- I mean snitch- I mean witness. Bagheera.
 * class="speaker"|Maid Marian/Catherine:
 * Holy crap, there's a witness? Prepare to pay up, sucker.
 * class="speaker"|Robin Hood/Sam:
 * Please, it's Bagheera. You've got better odds of winning the lottery without buying a ticket.
 * class="speaker"|Baloo/Wade:
 * Do you swear you're totally gonna tell the truth man?
 * class="speaker"|Bagheera/Tovar:
 * Yai! Bagheera is always telling the truth.
 * }
 * If it pleases the court, I'd like to call our first stoolpigeon- I mean snitch- I mean witness. Bagheera.
 * class="speaker"|Maid Marian/Catherine:
 * Holy crap, there's a witness? Prepare to pay up, sucker.
 * class="speaker"|Robin Hood/Sam:
 * Please, it's Bagheera. You've got better odds of winning the lottery without buying a ticket.
 * class="speaker"|Baloo/Wade:
 * Do you swear you're totally gonna tell the truth man?
 * class="speaker"|Bagheera/Tovar:
 * Yai! Bagheera is always telling the truth.
 * }
 * class="speaker"|Bagheera/Tovar:
 * Yai! Bagheera is always telling the truth.
 * }
 * }
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 * class="speaker"|Dutchmiller/Little John:
 * So Bagheera, were you at the scene when the crime was committed?
 * class="speaker"|Tovar/Bagheera:
 * Robin Hood did it.
 * class="speaker"|Sam/Robin Hood:
 * Hey!
 * class="speaker"|Dutchmiller/Little John:
 * Would you claim you personally were not murdered?
 * class="speaker"|Tovar/Bagheera:
 * Yai?
 * }
 * Would you claim you personally were not murdered?
 * class="speaker"|Tovar/Bagheera:
 * Yai?
 * }
 * }
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 * class="speaker"|
 * Now if you don't have the money in cash I can take a personal cheque, or credit card or food stamps-
 * class="speaker"|Maid Marian/Catherine:
 * Oh shut up.
 * class="speaker"|Little John/Dutchmiller:
 * Judge I would now like to present a sketch the witness drew of the assailant.
 * class="speaker"|O'Malley/Griggs:
 * That's the last time I have my portrait done at Six Flags.
 * class="speaker"|Friar Tuck/Dr. Chalmers:
 * Unbelievable! It looks just like him!
 * class="speaker"|Little John/Dutchmiller:
 * I rest my case.
 * class="speaker"|Friar Tuck/Dr. Chalmers:
 * Okay lifer, you're up. You have anybody to speak in your defense? Or should I just bang my gavel so we can all go home?
 * class="speaker"|O'Malley/Griggs:
 * Huh, I guess, ...I guess that I uh, I'm gonna... um... guess I'm gonna, draw this out a little bit...
 * class="speaker"|Maid MarianCatherine:
 * Look, he's stalling, he's got nothing. I am sooo taking your cash.
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 * class="speaker"|O'Malley/Griggs:
 * Huh, I guess, ...I guess that I uh, I'm gonna... um... guess I'm gonna, draw this out a little bit...
 * class="speaker"|Maid MarianCatherine:
 * Look, he's stalling, he's got nothing. I am sooo taking your cash.
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 * }
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 * }
 * }
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