Best Local Pegger on Reading Rainbow

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 * LeVar Burton: If you wanna find out more about pigs, you know where they go right, let's check out the animal section of this library,
 * (Perfect the Pig theme instrumental music),
 * LeVar Burton: Well, let's see, aardvarks, chickens, hedgehogs, this library certainly is thorough isn't it,
 * LeVar Burton: Ahh, here we are, pigs, this is where all of the books about are, so anyone looking for information on pigs, would start here, let's see here's wha... hey, hey, you're kermit the frog right,
 * Kermit the Frog: Uh, uh me, kermit the frog, no I'm a don't I'm not kermit the frog at all I'm a, I'm angela the frog, or I'm, I'm not even a frog at all I'm a, the mark right I'm angela the small green human being,
 * LeVar Burton: You're right and I'm levar the moose, come on kermit out with it, what are you doing in the pig section in the library,
 * Kermit the Frog: Or, but, there a, the pig section, it just a pig section I, I thought this was the wig section, oh, how did I get the pig section, well, no wonder I couldn't find any books on hairpieces, well I better just be making my way to the wig section,
 * LeVar Burton: Oh no wait a minute wait a minute kermit,
 * Kermit the Frog: Hmm,
 * LeVar Burton: Now it doesn't take a whole lot to figure out what you're doing here, you want information on pigs right,
 * Kermit the Frog: Uh,
 * LeVar Burton: Or should I say one, pig, in particular,
 * Kermit the Frog: Hmm, oh well uh, uh, being a I species of wildlife I'm interested in, all members of the animal kingdom of course,
 * LeVar Burton: Mmm hmm,
 * Kermit the Frog: Uh, but uh, huh, but listen listen to to tell you the truth, to be perfectly honest, the reason I'm here in the pig section, is to sort of catch up on, great classics of pig literature,
 * LeVar Burton: Classics,
 * Kermit the Frog: Mmm hmm,
 * LeVar Burton: Classics like what,
 * Kermit the Frog: Well uh, uh, step right over here, here are some of my favorites, huh did you just check this out,
 * LeVar Burton: Some pig classics huh,
 * Kermit the Frog: Mmm hmm,
 * LeVar Burton: Frankenswine huh,
 * Kermit the Frog: Oh yeah, that one is very scary,
 * LeVar Burton: Hmm, what's this big one over here,
 * Kermit the Frog: Oh that's that's boar and peace, huh, it's it's written by the great russian pig author tollstein,
 * LeVar Burton: Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm, Oh in this one, pignocchio huh,
 * Kermit the Frog: Mmm hmm, yeah, it's it's about the puppet that must to be a real pig, hey if pretty silly idea,
 * LeVar Burton: Hmm,
 * Kermit the Frog: Oh I and this next one here is one of the greatest of pig blaze,
 * LeVar Burton: Kermit,
 * Kermit the Frog: Mmm hmm,
 * LeVar Burton: Should it guessed, by shakespear right,
 * Kermit the Frog: Well some say it was bacon, you know him what was this very small pig, you'll see,
 * LeVar Burton: Hey wait, wait wait wait, what's this one over here,
 * Kermit the Frog: Oh, huh huh huh, now who not,
 * LeVar Burton: How to pamper your pig,
 * Kermit the Frog: Yeah, I don't and, I don't know how that got there actually huh,
 * LeVar Burton: You know what you see now we're getting somewhere because, I've always said kermit, that you can find any book you need, in the library,
 * Kermit the Frog: Mmm hmm,
 * LeVar Burton: Now tell me, does this book give you're, everything you need to know to make a pig happy,
 * Kermit the Frog: Hmm, oh well, listen and I I was I was just a, I was looking that for a friend,
 * LeVar Burton: Right, a friend who wears long purple gloves, a come on kermit, let's put our library cards on the table here,
 * LeVar Burton: What's the real story of the romance between you and that, certain pig,
 * Kermit the Frog: A pig, or, or I don't I mean I mean I mean me,
 * LeVar Burton: Will you see what is exactly what I'm talking about and you know who I mean here,
 * Kermit the Frog: Heh heh, huh, oh, oh, oh oh oh, I see what you mean, you you mean finding me here looking at pig books you thought that uh,
 * LeVar Burton: Mmm, hmm,
 * Kermit the Frog: Then I and she and uh,
 * LeVar Burton: Mmm hmm,
 * Kermit the Frog: Hah hah hah, oh it's nothing like that I mean uh why that's so amusing it's almost funny, hah hah hah hah, hah,
 * LeVar Burton: Oh come on kermit, just tell me the real story,
 * Kermit the Frog: The real story,
 * LeVar Burton: The real story,
 * Kermit the Frog: Well the real story is I like to pick out on books,
 * LeVar Burton: Hmm hmm hmm, you know that's actually a great idea kermit,
 * Kermit the Frog: Mmm hmm,
 * LeVar Burton: And if you like to pick out on books, here's some that you might enjoy but, you don't have to take our word for it right kermit,
 * Kermit the Frog: Oh yeah, ab, absolutely,