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 * Woody: Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. what is five times two? come on children, don’t be shy. just give it your best shot. [Jimmy Neutron raises his hand] Yes, Jimmy?
 * Jimmy Neutron: Twelve?
 * Woody: Okay. Now let’s try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
 * Bart Simpson: i think i know the anwser, Mr. Cowboy.
 * Jake: [Mocking Bart Simpson in high-pitched, gibberish voice]
 * Bart Simpson: Shut up, fat yellow dog
 * Jake: Hey! Don’t call me fat ya fucking Jew!
 * Woody: Jake Did you just say the F-word?
 * Jake: Jew?
 * Bart Simpson: No, he's talking about “fuck“ you can't say ”fuck” in school, you fucking fat ass.
 * Woody: Bart!
 * Jake: Why the fuck not?
 * Woody: Jake!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Dude, you just said fuck again!
 * Woody: SpongeBob!
 * Tweety Bird: [muffled] Fuck.
 * Woody: Tweety!
 * Jake: What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!
 * Woody: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
 * Jake: How would you like to suck my balls?
 * [everyone gasps]
 * Woody: [enraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
 * Jake: Oh, I’m sorry I'm sorry, actually, what i said was: [picks up a megaphone]”How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Cowboy”
 * [Woody stands rooted to spot, frozen with fury]
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Holy shit, dude.