Talk:Land Pride Rock Animal Story/@comment-73.176.103.107-20161006231209


 * Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: [Timon/Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear. Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear keeps talking to his "mission log"] And according to my navi-computer, the...
 * Timon/Woody: [whispering) SHUT UP! Just, SHUT UP, you idiot!
 * Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: Meerkat, this is no time to panic.
 * Timon/Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Nathan is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
 * Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: Mine? My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
 * Timon/Woody: Oh yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
 * Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
 * Timon/Woody: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
 * Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Cat R. Waul has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
 * Timon/Woody: [pauses and looks incredulous] YOU! ARE! A! LAND PRIDE ROCK ANIMALLLLLL! You aren't the real Pumbaa the Warthog! You're - you're an Mr. Pig! [holds hand up to eyes indicating something small] You are a child's play thing!
 * Pumbaa/Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little meerkat, and you have my pity. [waves in military fashion] Farewell. [starts to walk away]
 * Timon/Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!