An Animal's Life trailer (Pachirapong1999 Version)/Transcript


 * Narrator: Pachirapong1999 Productions presents...
 * Napoleon: No! Lafeyette, no! Don't look at the light!
 * Lafeyette: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! (Screams)
 * Cat R. Waul: Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The cats pick the food, the animal villains eat the food. It's a animal-eat-animal world out there. Someone could get hurt.
 * Ed: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?
 * Cat R. Waul: Let's ride!
 * Ed: (Laughing) Ooh!
 * Miss Kitty: It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)
 * O'Malley: I've got an idea! We could find bigger animals to come here and fight!
 * Miss Kitty: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!
 * Narrator: What they needed was some help?
 * (All Screaming)
 * O'Malley: You're perfect!
 * Narrator: What they got...
 * Buzzy the Vulture: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
 * Narrator: Was a bunch of crowns?
 * Both: Hey!
 * Basil: We're losing the audience! Get out there now!
 * Danny: They'll only laugh at me.
 * Basil: That's because you're a clown!
 * Danny: You parasite.
 * O'Malley: Circus animals?
 * Timon and Pumbaa: Hey!
 * O'Malley: I thought you were warriors.
 * Dodger: Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real animal?
 * Bagheera: So, being a panther automatically makes me a girl!
 * Einstein: He's a guy!
 * Danny: Come on, Bagheera, You're Thumper and Flower crying.
 * Duchess: O'Malley!
 * O'Malley: (Chuckles Nervously)
 * Narrator: Pachirapong1999 Productions presents...
 * Bagheera: (Screaming)
 * O'Malley: I'm desperate!
 * Danny: I couldn't tell.
 * Duchess: This was not supposed to happen.
 * Cat R. Waul: Squish 'em.
 * O'Malley: (Screaming)
 * Blu: (Screeching)
 * Baloo: (Screaming)
 * Pongo: Run for your lives!
 * Narrator: An epic...
 * Baloo: I think I'm going to wet myself.
 * Duchess: Okay.
 * Narrator: Of miniature proportions.
 * O'Malley: Rain! We are serve animal villains! from the colony, and for oppressed animals everywhere!
 * All: (Cheering)
 * Dodger: Hello there, panther.
 * Bagheera: Shoo, puppy. Don't bother me.
 * Narrator: An Animal's Life. Coming to theatres this thanksgiving.
 * Bagheera: Hey! Turn your butt off!