The Lightning Storm (1997)/Fighting scene

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 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Aaron? (Aaron brushes your teeth) What are you brushing?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Well, no. But the wall's supposed to go around my Canada, not through it.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: It is around your half. See that's your half, and this is my half.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Oh, your half.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Yes, my half. I helped rescue the eagle and dog. I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now hand me that big old sword, the one that looks like your head.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: BACK off!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: NO, YOU back off.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: This is MY Canada!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: OUR Canada.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Aaron, STOP it!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: YOU stop it.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Stubborn JACKASS!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: I don't like it.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: FINE! (drops the sword and walks away)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Hey, hey, stop, come back here. I'm not through with you yet.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Well, I'm through with you.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: No-uh! You know, with you it's always, "No, no, no!" Well, guess why! Now it's my turn! So you just stop it and pay attention! You are mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Oh, yeah. You're right, Aaron. I forgive you... for stabbin' me in the back!