Charles Muntz Master of the seas

??? Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to extend the hand of friendship

Lord Shen That's your foot.

??? Hoho! Nothing gets by you, does it?

Lord Shen What did you want?

??? Here you are on a boat.

You're adrift

You're afloat

One might even say you're stuck

Well I don't want to gloat but

I would like to note that you're in luck

You've been saved by the ape that rules these waters

So forget about your wives and daughters!

First mate, introduce me to them pleeease!

Jenna: Aye, Aye, ???

He's a big scary,

Elegant yet hairy,

Fear inspiring, years till' retiring,

Looting, stealing,

Banana peeling!

Undisputed master of the seas!

Charlie Brown: Oh, jeez.

??: That's me!

Bowser Jr and Scar Snout: Tis' he!

???: That's me!

Mayor Shelbourne Mother Gothel and Chester V Tis' he!

???: That's me!

Chorus: Tis' he!

???: Okay, Okay,

I'm a primate pirate pioneer and these are my brave buccaneers,

All of whom were once lost souls like you.

???: It's true!

???: He rescued us!

???: He saved our butts!

???: For that we owe our lives to Gutt and assuming he doesn't kill you...

???: You will owe him too!

??? Kill them? laughs Me? No, no. Well, at least not this very large, useful Peacock

Lord Shen Hey, hands off!

Kai Anyway, here we are on a ship, moving at quite a clip, through the ever-shifting ice.

Jenna Come along, on a trip.

Bowser That's a hint!

Bowser Jr That's a tip!

Chester V That's good advice!

Jenna and Kai In a world that's going under, to survive you must learn to plunder.

Kai Luckily, that's my field of expertise.

Shira: He's the best.

??? ????: He's a robbing, thieving...

??? We really should be leaving...

Mother Gothel: Weapon-throwing...

Lord Shen We gotta get going...

Bowser Jr Sloth-slaying...

Charlie Brown Uh, wish we could be staying?

Jenna, Mother Gothel Bowser Jr Bowser Chester V Scar Snout and Mayor Shelbourne Undisputed, uncontested, monkey-suited...

Kai Yeah, you guessed it.

??? Jenna, Mother Gothel Bowser Jr Bowser Chester V Scar Snout and Mayor Shelbourne Master of the Seas!

Lord Shen Oh, please.

??? That's me!

Mayor Shelbourne Tis' he!

??? That's me!

Bowser Jr Tis' he!

Mother Gothel and Scar Snout It's who?

Bowser and Chester V Tis' you!

??? Just testing, I knew. It's me!

Bowser Good shanty, sir!