Opening to The Lightning Storm: Warlock - Part 2 on Freeform (7/11/2021)

Transcript

 * (20th Century Fox appeared)
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: (first lines) Morning Sweetheart. We better get moving. Huh. Chicken's gone. Maybe Aaron won't notice. Alright, everybody up!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Where's Jill? He's wandered off! JILL! Shia, find Jill!
 * Shia LaBeouf/Apple Blue Thunderstorm Vector: Find a chicken, find a chicken! Hi, hi, hi, hi. POINT!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Oh, look! There he is.
 * (chicken 1st clucks)
 * Shia LaBeouf/Apple Blue Thunderstorm Vector: POINT!
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Hey! That's my food! Get off my snow!
 * Jim Parsons/Vector Captain Robot Eagle: Yeah, get off of his snow!
 * (In the distance, Carl the Rooster 2 call out. Jill the Rooster call back.)
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: What is it doing?
 * Aaron "Linnux" Magnet: The chicken is calling to her Carl the Rooster.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Oh, Carl the Rooster. Jill's a girl?
 * (The rooster gobbles the bird and jumps off the snow.)
 * Fran Kevin/Doctor Captain Robot Ninjago: Her car is over there in those snow.
 * Shenron Eshenstorm: She has been gathering food for her Carl the Rooster and must get back to them.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Wait. Jill's just leaving?
 * (The rooster "hugs" Aaron goodbye and pats Gary on the head with her beak. She SQUAWK at Ken the Eagle.)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: But you promised to protect her! Her Carl the Rooster need her, we gotta make sure they're together.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Sorry, Aaron. We've lost enough time already.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Yeah.
 * (chicken 2nd clucks)
 * (chicken 3rd clucks)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: This was her favorite Coca-Cola Zero. Because you sent her away, there's more for you.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Huh?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Jill?
 * (Nigel and Lenny, run toward Gary and Aaron, viciously barking and growling. Gary protects Aaron. Ken is conflicted. Warlock the Wolf walks forward and stares menacingly at Gary. He turns toward Ken.)
 * Warlock the Wolf: Where's the chicken? You said you had the chicken!
 * Ken the Eagle: Of course not. Since I have said that, I can see how you would think that.
 * Warlock the Wolf: WHERE IS IT?!
 * Ken the Eagle: Uh, glazed donut, cookie and Pepsi. I'll get glazed donut, cookie and Pepsi and then I will again have the chicken. Yes.
 * Warlock the Wolf: (Warlock BARKS angrily.) You lost it! Why do I not have a surprised feeling? Well, at least you now have lead us to the two super spies and Cinematic Universe.
 * Ken the Eagle: Uh-oh.
 * Warlock the Wolf: Commander will be most pleased we have found them, and will ask of them many questions. COME!
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Wait. We're not going with you. We're going to the zoo!
 * (Lenny and Nigel BARK fiercely at Gary.)
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Get away from me! Get down!
 * (Warner Bros. Pictures Regency Enterprises Screen Gems Walden Media and DC Comics appeared)