A Pal Character's Life trailer (Deanfan6431 Version)/Transcript


 * Narrator: Deanfan6431 Productions presents...
 * Timon: No! Pumbaa, no! Don't look at the light!
 * Pumbaa: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! (Screams)
 * Jafar: Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The characters pick the food, the pal character villains eat the food. It's a pal character-eat-pal character world out there. Someone could get hurt.
 * Abis Mal: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?
 * Jafar: Let's ride!
 * Abis Mal: (Laughing) Ooh!
 * Chicha: It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)
 * Aladdin: I've got an idea! We could find bigger pal characters to come here and fight!
 * Chicha: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!
 * Narrator: What they needed was some help?
 * (All Screaming)
 * Aladdin: You're perfect!
 * Narrator: What they got...
 * Kermit the Frog: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
 * Narrator: Was a bunch of clowns?
 * Both: Hey!
 * Mushu: We're losing the audience! Get out there now!
 * Diego: They'll only laugh at me.
 * Mushu: That's because you're a clown!
 * Diego: You parasite.
 * Aladdin: Circus pal characters?
 * Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck: Hey!
 * Aladdin: I thought you were warriors.
 * Danny: Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real pal character?
 * Jiminy Cricket: So, being a alleycat automatically makes me a girl!
 * Pudge: He's a guy!
 * Diego: Come on, Jiminy, You're Bart and Nelson crying.
 * Princess Jasmine: Basil!
 * Aladdin: (Chuckles Nervously)
 * Narrator: Deanfan6431 Productions presents...
 * Jiminy Cricket: (Screaming)
 * Aladdin: I'm desperate!
 * Diego: I couldn't tell.
 * Princess Jasmine: This was not supposed to happen.
 * Jafar: Squish 'em.
 * Aladdin: (Screaming)
 * Bambi: (Screeching)
 * Mr. Krabs: (Screaming)
 * Peter Pan: Run for your lives!
 * Narrator: An epic...
 * Mr. Krabs: I think I'm going to wet myself.
 * Princess Jasmine: Okay.
 * Narrator: Of miniature proportions.
 * Aladdin: Rain! We are serve pal character villains! from the colony, and for oppressed pal characters everywhere!
 * All: (Cheering)
 * Danny: Hello there, bug.
 * Jiminy Cricket: Shoo, cat. Don't bother me.
 * Narrator: A Pal Character's Life. Coming to theatres this thanksgiving.
 * Jiminy Cricket: Hey! Turn your butt off!