Family Guy: Teletubbies

Transcript:

 * Stewie Griffin: [Cheery instrumental music], Oh, Machiavelli! You've told me nothing I don't already know! Ah, Sun Tzu's "The Art of War."
 * Lois Griffin: Stewie, those books aren't for babies. Here. Watch the Teletubbies.
 * Stewie Griffin: How dare you! That book may hold the key to my enslaving of all mankind. Ooh, fuzzy.
 * Po: (Laughs), Tickle. (Laughs),
 * Stewie Griffin: God, the more I resist, the more intriguing they become! I can't look away!
 * Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, and Po: Again! Again!
 * Stewie Griffin: Yes! Yes! Again! Again! Oh, dear God, please once more!
 * Peter Griffin: Sorry, Stewie. A&E Biography is doing the life of the other guy from Wham.
 * Stewie Griffin: I'm free! Free from the spell of those diabolical Teletubbies! Thank you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.