The Lightning Storm: The Return of Donald and Alvin (2012)/Here comes the water/Alvin Hung's death/Alien ship/Donald Trump's defeat scene

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 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: (OFFSCREEN) Hold on, we’re going in!
 * (FRIENDS COUGHING)
 * Fran Kevin/Doctor Captain Robot Ninjago: Aaron. You okay?
 * Shia LaBeouf/Apple Blue Thunderstorm Vector: Where's Alvin?
 * Jim Parsons/Vector Captain Robot Eagle: In the ship.
 * Alvin Hung: Ah, stop, stop, stop! Stop!
 * Alvin Hung: (final words) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Ow. NO!!!!!!
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * Aaron "Linnux" Magnet: Aaron, what do we do?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: We’ll be okay if we stay togeth…
 * NBC Peacock: Aaron!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: NBC!
 * Shenron Eshenstorm: It's a alien ship! Watch out!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Don't worry, Ken and Alpha, we’ll get you down.
 * Ken the Eagle: You might wanna take a look at this.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Quick! Grab something cold ice!
 * Alpha the Dog: You heard the guy.
 * AXE Body Spray: It’s not working!
 * Donald Trump: Help! Help me. I’m stuck! Help, please! Help!
 * Punch Clock: Aaron!
 * Donald Trump: Thank you.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Don't start thank me yet.
 * Jill Fenghuang, Ellie Anderson and Lana Anna Soothsayer: Aaron!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Go, go!
 * Donald Trump: Thank you, Eshenbaugh.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: We’re all in this together. Right, guys? Guys?
 * NBC Peacock: (OFFSCREEN) Aaron! Down here!
 * Punch Clock: Aaron!
 * AXE Body Spray: Oh, boy.
 * CBS Eye: Aaron, look. I see rainy. We’re gonna be okay!
 * Aaron "Linnux" Magnet: (OFFSCREEN) Hey!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: I don't think that's rainy. It's snowing! Run!
 * Donald Trump: (GASPS) Aaron! The ship! Help me!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Come on! Go. Go! Sit the ship chair! (GASPING) Hurry! (OFFSCREEN) Just sit down! Sit down!
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Sit down!
 * Donald Trump: (final words) Where's your police now, Eshenbaugh? (JUMPS)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: No, No!
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Donald Trump!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: No!
 * (ALL GRUNTING)
 * (ALPHA EXCLAIMING)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Alpha!
 * Jim Parsons/Vector Captain Robot Eagle: Shia! What do we do?
 * Blue Robot Rabbit: Aaron that's better.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: You came back.
 * (FRIENDS GROANING)
 * Shia LaBeouf/Apple Blue Thunderstorm Vector: You know all that good stuff I said about it? I take it all back.
 * Jim Parsons/Vector Captain Robot Eagle: You’re darn tootin’.
 * Shenron Eshenstorm: You said it.
 * NBC Peacock: Oh, darling. You were so brave. You saved our lives.
 * Punch Clock: And we are eternally grateful. AXE!
 * AXE Body Spray: You came back.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Hey! Where’s that Donald Trump?
 * Ken the Eagle: Yeah. I’d like to loosen his stitchin’.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Forget it, guys. He’s not worth it.
 * (TRUCK APPROACHING)
 * Man 1: (OFFSCREEN) Hey!
 * Man 2: (OFFSCREEN) What you got?
 * Man 3: I had me one of these when I was a boss. He is dead.
 * (LAUGHING)