The Lightning Storm Forever (2020)/My Little Pony's Office scene

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 * Ken the Eagle: Aaron, what are you doing in here?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Okay. Gary Oldman shows up with... Okay, I said not to. I told him... He goes and blabs to... Yeah, it's a disaster. Anyway, they're drink, the soda safe is locked and I need the key.
 * Ken the Eagle: They want you to steal soda?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Yes. Whoa! It's... It's complicated. It's family. They don't have your ideals.
 * Robin Williams' Ghost: Ideals? If Jumanji and Robots had any ideals, you think I'd be hawking barbecue over here?
 * Garry Shandling's Ghost: Or Over the Hedge?
 * Bernie Mac's Ghost: Or Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa? About as French as a corn dog!
 * Corn Dog's Paper: (barks) Coming soon!
 * Robin Williams' Ghost: We're inventing new ways to sell out over here.
 * Alan Rickman's Ghost: Will you be wanting some Alice in Wonderland (2010)?
 * Ken the Eagle: I cannot control how they use my image, Aaron. I am alive!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Can you guys GET OUT?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: I've got to think! Word's getting out. If I can't keep them quiet, the entire clan's gonna be after me with their mouths open and... Here it is. Hey. Your will! Oh, this is interesting. Mind if I...
 * Ken the Eagle: Not at all.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Rainbow Dash? Why would Rainbow Dash be filed with your will?
 * Ken the Eagle: This used to be my office.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Hmm, let me see. Princess Twilight Sparkle. Applejack. Rainbow Dash. Pinkie Pie. Fluttershy. Rarity. Starlight Glimmer. Trixie Lulamoon. Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Starlight, Trixie, Tempest, Luna, Celestia. Discord. Spike's best friend. He's your best friend?
 * Ken the Eagle: I have a best friend?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: How could you not know this?
 * Ken the Eagle: I am a figment of your imagination. You did not know, how could I?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Well, your best friend is the rightful owner of this California!