The Lightning Storm Revolutions (2016)/Final Battle

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 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Go on, get.
 * (Behind the door, Captain Jumanji is waiting for them. He grabs a science gun from the wall display and attacks.)
 * Ken the Eagle: HEY!
 * (Ken the Eagle hears and BITES Captain Jumanji on the leg. Captain Jumanji kicks Ken the Eagle loose and out the cage. He close the cage. Locked out, Dug jumps on the door and flys. He hears growling and turns around. There stands Leonard and the other evil eagles.)
 * Ken the Eagle: What?
 * (Ken the Eagle runs. The evil eagles give chase. Captain Jumanji fires his science gun at Aaorn but misses. Carl uses his sword to defend himself. SCIENCE GUN FIGHT! Captain Jumanji smashes his trophy collection as he fires for Carl. His science gun gets stuck in a truck car. Aaron swings his sword and hits Captain Jumanji on the head. The silver the sword off Captain Jumanji and smack Aaron in the face. Muntz pulls the science gun free. He raises the science gun over his head to strike and his back CRACKS loudly. He's stuck! Aaron raises his sword over his head and his back CRACKS too. Aaron and Captain Jumanji STRUGGLE to move. Muntz CRACKS his back free and kicks Carl in the chest, knocking him against a giant rock. He has the upper hand now. He throttles him with his arm and rights his science gun.)
 * Captain Jumanji: Do you understand, Eshenbaugh? Come on, spit it out! (Aaron punches at Captain Jumanji.) HEY!  (He falls backwards.)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Come on.
 * Captain Jumanji (final words): STOP IT!  I'm bringing that eagle and dog back with me,  ALIVE OR DEAD!
 * (Aaron trips and falls to the road. Captain Jumanji is about to deal the final blow. Meanwhile Leonard backs Ken the Eagle into the control panel. He bumps a a LEVER. The entire dirigible ship to the side. Muntz is knocked off balance. He slides to one side. Trophy cases slide after him. The science plane tilts to the other side. The broken trophy cases barrel straight toward Aaron! Aaron is thrown into a window which bursts open. Aaron falls through but manages to grab the frame with his cane. He dangles out over open air. He sees the Chef Alex attacking at house, Shia and Jim hanging beneath it. The plane corrects again. Aaron climbs back inside. Captain Jumanji comes at Aaron.)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Come on, Leo and Bob.
 * (Aaron climbs the work ladder up the side of the science plane. He pushes the eagle and dog along as he goes. Captain Jumanji follows up. Leonard throws Ken viciously across the jungle. Leonard throws him again and Ken crashes into the tree, knocking a rainbow apple off the tree. Leonard moves in. Ken hides behind the tree.)
 * Leonard the Eagle (final words): I will have many enjoyments for what I am about to do, Ken.
 * (Leonard lunges at Ken through the tree. Ken cowers, but then notices the RAINBOW APPLE. As Leonard lunges again, Ken jams the apple over Leonard's wings.)
 * Mise Eagle: He eats the apple!
 * George the Eagle: What? Do not just continue laying down! Attack!
 * (The eagles all howl with laughter.)
 * Duke the Eagle: No! No! Stop laughing! Can you hear me?
 * Ken the Eagle: Listen you Leonard the Evil Eagle. Go the sleep!
 * (Leonard close eyes)
 * Eagle Walla: Yes, Leonard.
 * Ken the Eagle: Leonard?! I am not Leonard. he is- (sighs)
 * Shia LaBeouf/Apple Blue Thunderstorm Vector: Oh, man. He's gotta get those collars off.
 * Chef Alex: Stop! Or everyone gets it! Do you understand me?
 * Shia LaBeouf/Apple Blue Thunderstorm Vector: Jim. You okay?
 * Jim Parsons/Vector Captain Robot Eagle: Yes, yes. You could've gotten here sooner.
 * Shia LaBeouf/Apple Blue Thunderstorm Vector: You're breathing, Am I?
 * Chef Alex: Let this be an example to you all.
 * Aaron "Linnux" Magnet: No, don't.
 * Shenron Eshenstorm: No, Alex, no.
 * Jill Fenghuang: Don't do it.
 * Ellie Anderson: Alex, stop. Seriously.
 * Lana Anna Soothsayer: Don't do it, Alex.
 * Aaron "Linnux" Magnet: Don't push the button. Hold on, pal. This is it.
 * Chef Alex: Huh? (gasps) Uh-oh. (explosion)
 * Shia LaBeouf/Apple Blue Thunderstorm Vector: What? How did you do that?
 * Jim Parsons/Vector Captain Robot Eagle: All thanks to Shia LaBeouf.
 * Chef Alex (final words): That - was - NOT - fair.
 * (Aaron climbs. Captain Jumanji grabs Aaron's foot. Aaron defends himself with his sword, knocking Captain Jumanji off the ladder. Captain Jumanji catches on to a rung of the ladder. He watches Carl and the eagle and dog climb. Captain Jumanji descends the ladder. Aaron and the eagle and dog make it to the top of the science plane. Suddenly, a trap door opens. Aaron GASPS... but it's Ken and Alpha!)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Ken! Alpha!
 * (Ken flys up and Alpha jumps up on Aaron)
 * Ken the Eagle: You came back.
 * Alpha the Dog: I came home.
 * (The flying car down on them. They run to meet it.)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Gary Oldman. Over here!! Let's go!
 * (Gary Oldman turns the GPS on toward Aaron.)
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: Aaron Eshenbaugh.
 * (The flying car slows and lowers atop the science plane. Aaron HOISTS the eagle and dog up onto the car door.)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Go on, Leo - and Bob.
 * (Aaron helps Ken and Alpha onto the car door. He climbs up himself... BLAM!  Muntz appears on top of the dirigible with a rifle!)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: What the--?
 * (A bullet blasts through Aaron's flying car. A third of them break or shoot skyward. The flying car plummets, crashing onto the science plane. Aaron is THROWN from the flying car onto the science plane. The flying car slides toward the edge, Gary Oldman, Shia LaBeouf, Jim Parsons, Fran Kevin, Rihanna, Sia, Beyonce, Ken the Eagle, Alpha the Dog, Leo and Bob still inside.)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: NOOO!
 * (Aaron SCRAMBLES to grab the flying car trailing from the flying car. The flying car slides on to the science plane's tail fin. Holding the flying car, Aaron digs in his heels and is just able to stop it. The flying car teeters on the very edge of the tail fin.)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Gary, get out of there!
 * (Gary Oldman, Shia LaBeouf, Jim Parsons, Fran Kevin, Rihanna, Sia, Beyonce, Ken the Eagle, Alpha the Dog, Leo and Bob run toward the front porch. BLAM! A bullet smashes the door jam next to them. Captain Jumanji storms toward the flying car. Aaron holds desperately to the flying car.)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Uh-oh. Leave them alone!
 * (Gary Oldman, Shia LaBeouf, Jim Parsons, Fran Kevin, Rihanna, Sia, Beyonce, Ken the Eagle, Alpha the Dog, Leo and Bob duck inside and slam the car door. The flying car tilts, threatening to tip off at any second. Aaron holds on for his life. Captain Jumanji POUNDS on the door with the butt of the rifle. Gary Oldman, Shia LaBeouf, Jim Parsons, Fran Kevin, Rihanna, Sia, Beyonce, Ken the Eagle, Alpha the Dog, Leo and Bob back away from the car door. The flying car slides farther over the edge. Aaron truggles to hold on. The flying car is ripping free from the flying car! The bolts pop from the wooden siding... it's about to go! Captain Jumanji KICKS the car door. Suddenly, Aaron has an idea.)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Gary, hold on the gentlemen, stop letting go of them!
 * (Confused, Gary Oldman follows Aaron's directions. He Shia LaBeouf, Jim Parsons, Fran Kevin, Rihanna, Sia, Beyonce, Ken the Eagle, Alpha the Dog and the eagle and dog huddle together. Captain Jumanji breaks through the car window. He lifts his rifle and sights the eagle and dog... Through the window, Aaron yells out.)
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Leo! Bob! COCA-COLA!
 * Leo the Eagle and Bob the Dog: Me! You!
 * (Aaron holds aloft a bar of Coca-Cola. Leo and Bob lunges, pushing past Captain Jumanji and knocking the rifle from his hands. Captain Jumanji lunges after them. Aaron open the flying car door. Captain Jumanji leaps after them. But balloon strings tangle around his leg and pull him back. Captain Jumanji hangs for a moment... It's Antarctica... He falls.)