Aaron Eshenbaugh and Russell Talk

Aaron: Well, good job for keeping us dry anyway, Mom.

Russell: Which one's the front?

Aaron: Oh, fine.

Russell: Is this step three, or step five?

Aaron: Hm.

Russell: There! Russell struggles with a tent pole, trying to winch it into place.

Aaron: Uh-oh. An off screen SMACK! Russell walks to Aaron. Miraculously, he looks unscathed.

Russell: All done. Russell turns, revealing a large RED WELT on his face.

Russell: That's for you! The tent pole springs loose, catapulting the tent over the cliff.

Russell: Awh. Tents are hard. Aaron: Wait, aren't you "Super Wilderness Guy?" With the GPM's and the badges?

Russell: Yeah, but... can I tell you a secret?

Aaron: No.

Russell: Alright, here goes. I never actually built a tent before. There. I said it.

Aaron: You've been camping before, haven't you?

Russell: Well, never outside. Aaron: Well, why didn't you ask your Dad how to build a tent?

Russell: I don't think he wants to talk about this stuff. Aaron: Why don't you try him sometime? Maybe he'll surprise you.

Russell: Well, he's away a lot. I don't see him much.

Aaron: He's got to be home sometime.

Russell: Well, I called, but Phyllis told me I bug him too much.

Aaron: Phyllis? You call your own mother by her first name?

Russell: Phyllis isn't my mom.