A Cartoon Animal's Life trailer (JakeDiegofan84 Version)/Transcript


 * Narrator: JakeDiegofan84 Productions presents...
 * Danny: No! Pudge, no! Don't look at the light!
 * Pudge: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! (Screams)
 * Shere Khan: Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The foxes pick the food, the cartoon animal villains eat the food. It's a cartoon animal-eat-cartoon animal world out there. Someone could get hurt.
 * Kaa: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?
 * Shere Khan: Let's ride!
 * Kaa: (Laughing) Ooh!
 * Kanga: It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)
 * Robin Hood: I've got an idea! We could find bigger cartoon animals to come here and fight!
 * Kanga: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!
 * Narrator: What they needed was some help?
 * (All Screaming)
 * Robin Hood: You're perfect!
 * Narrator: What they got...
 * Shifu: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
 * Narrator: Was a bunch of clowns?
 * Both: Hey!
 * Skipper: We're losing the audience! Get out there now!
 * Melman: They'll only laugh at me.
 * Skipper: That's because you're a clown!
 * Melman: You parasite.
 * Robin Hood: Circus cartoon animals?
 * RJ and Verne: Hey!
 * Robin Hood: I thought you were warriors.
 * Dodger: Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real cartoon animal?
 * Timon: So, being a meerkat automatically makes me a girl!
 * Tito: He's a guy!
 * Melman: Come on, Jiminy, You're Toulouse and Berlioz crying.
 * Maid Marian: Robin Hood!
 * Robin Hood: (Chuckles Nervously)
 * Narrator: JakeDiegofan84 Productions presents...
 * Timon: (Screaming)
 * Robin Hood: I'm desperate!
 * Melman: I couldn't tell.
 * Maid Marian: This was not supposed to happen.
 * Shere Khan: Squish 'em.
 * Robin Hood: (Screaming)
 * Nico: (Screeching)
 * Theodore: (Screaming)
 * Rabbit: Run for your lives!
 * Narrator: An epic...
 * Theodore: I think I'm going to wet myself.
 * Maid Marian: Okay.
 * Narrator: Of miniature proportions.
 * Robin Hood: Rain! We are serve cartoon animal villains! from the colony, and for oppressed cartoon animals everywhere!
 * All: (Cheering)
 * Dodger: Hello there, meerkat.
 * Timon: Shoo, puppy. Don't bother me.
 * Narrator: A Cartoon Animal's Life. Coming to theatres this thanksgiving.
 * Timon: Hey! Turn your butt off!