The Lightning Storm: The Return of Donald and Alvin (2012)/They never hate me scene

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 * Fran Kevin/Doctor Captain Robot Ninjago: Why is it safe?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: I guess I’ll find out. (PANTING)
 * Fran Kevin/Doctor Captain Robot Ninjago: (OFFSCREEN) Aaron? You okay?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: (OFFSCREEN) Yeah. Come on down. But not all at once.
 * Shia LaBeouf/Apple Blue Thunderstorm Vector: (OFFSCREEN) What did he say?
 * Jim Parsons/Vector Captain Robot Eagle: (OFFSCREEN) I think he said, "All at once."
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: What? No. No, no, no, no, no!
 * Aaron "Linnux" Magnet: (OFFSCREEN) Geronimo!
 * Shenron Eshenstorm: (OFFSCREEN) Look out!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Thanks, Shenron.
 * Gary Oldman/Doctor Victor Captain Thunderstorm: (IN CHINA) Why is it?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Almost there, guys. Ken, you think you can make it?
 * Ken the Eagle: Well, I might be old, but I still got a spring in my step.
 * Fran Kevin/Doctor Captain Robot Ninjago: (OFFSCREEN) He did it!
 * Shenron Eshenstorm: (OFFSCREEN) All right, bald eagle.
 * Ken the Eagle: Okay, climb across.
 * [Donald Trump and his gang are about to push Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho and his friends into the road; all the while the police officer is halfway there]
 * Donald Trump: What, you lost, little bird?
 * Ken the Eagle: (GASPS)
 * Donald Trump: Shoo!
 * Ken the Eagle: Alpha!
 * Alpha the Dog: What happened?
 * Ken the Eagle: It's President. It is evil.
 * Donald Trump: Well, well. Look who’s back.
 * Blue Robot Rabbit: I'm sorry, Aaron.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: (GASPS)
 * Blue Robot Rabbit: He is sick.
 * Donald Trump: What are y’all doing? Running back to your kid? He don't want you no more.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: I don't think so.
 * Donald Trump: (OFFSCREEN) Is it? Tell me this, Eshenbaugh. If your kids loves you so much, why is he leaving? You think you’re special, lightning storm? You’re a piece of plastic. You were made to be trying escape.
 * (SNOWING)
 * Donald Trump: Speak of the devil.
 * (KEN THE EAGLE GASPS)
 * Donald Trump: Now, we need super spys in our Antarctica and you need to avoid that police. Why don’t you come on back, join our family again?
 * NBC Peacock: This isn’t a family! It’s a prison! You’re a liar and a bully! And I’d rather rot in this dumpster than join any family of yours!
 * Punch Clock: Aaron's right! Authority should dervive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force.
 * Donald Trump: If that’s what you want.
 * AXE Body Spray: Aaron! Stop! Don't do this, Donald.
 * Donald Trump: He's a Aaron boy, AXE. There’s a hundred million just like him.
 * AXE Body Spray: Not to me, there’s not.
 * Jill Fenghuang: Oh.
 * Donald Trump: Whatever! Then why don’t you join them!
 * Ellie Anderson: You came back.
 * Lana Anna Soothsayer: Gentlemen, listen! New York City could be cool and groovy if we treated each other fair. It’s Donald Trump. He’s made us into a pyramid, and he put himself on top!
 * Donald Trump: Anyone concur with NBC, Punch Clock and AXE? I didn’t throw you away. Your kid did. Ain’t one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you’re at the dump.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Stop! What about Jill and Ken?
 * Donald Trump: I don't know what you're doing.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: Jill and Ken? You used to do everything with them?
 * Donald Trump: Yeah? Then they threw us out.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: (OFFSCREEN) No. Aaron's parents are dead.
 * Donald Trump: They REPLACED us!
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: They replaced you. And if you couldn’t have her then no one could. You lied to Alvin Hung and you’ve been lying ever since. You see?
 * Alvin Hung: Huh?
 * Donald Trump: Where’d you get that?
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: They hate you, Donald.
 * Donald Trump: They never hate me.
 * Aaron Eshenbaugh/El Lightning Storm Macho: As much as any kid ever loved a California.
 * Alvin Hung: Jill. Ken.
 * Donald Trump: What?! You want your parents back? They never loved you! That parents are DEAD!
 * Alvin Hung: Oh, no.
 * Donald Trump: Arrest them! All of 'em! This is what happens when you dummies try to think! We're all just arrest, waitin' to be police officers! That's all a super spy is. Hey! Stop it! Put me down you idiot! No! Wait a minute! CBS Eye, wait!
 * Shenron Eshenstorm: (OFFSCREEN) He’s gone!
 * Aaron "Linnux" Magnet: That is awful.
 * CBS Eye: There. That's butter.