The Flower-Touchables/Script

[Bambi is in his room, using a labeler. He labels a desk lamp "Lamp", a bookshelf "Books", and a desk "Desk." Around the room can be seen other evidence of his labeling, such as a bed labeled sack and a label reading "Door Knob" next to the doorknob.] Bambi: "Four thousand eight hundred and twenty, four thousand eight hundred and twenty-four–ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel–four thousand eight hundred and thirty-one, four thousand eight hundred and thirty-five, that's everybody. Four thousand and–" [He does some calculations on an abacus] "–thirty-seven." [He places a label reading "Ants 4,837" on his ant farm. The doorbell then rings. He walks down to get the door. Upon opening it,] Thumper: "Hey, Bambi, what took you so long?" Bambi: "Oh. Hello Thumper. What're you doing?" [remembering the pranks] "Hey. Was that you ringing my doorbell?" Thumper: "Who, me? Nah."

Bambi: [opening the door to his room] "Wait, Thumper. You know the rules." [He holds up a pair of bunny slippers.] Thumper: "Aw, come on, Bambi. Not again." [Bambi wiggles the slippers] "All right. Sheesh, stupid slippers." Bambi: "And I'll dispose of these." [He puts the shoes in a box labeled "Shoes."] Thumper: "Okay. The slippers are on nowwWWHOAAA!" [Bambi has taken a vacuum cleaner hose and is busily cleaning Thumper's nose with it.] Bambi: "We'll have you cleaned in no time, Thumper!" [finishing with his nose] "Almost done." [He vacuums the back of Thumper's shirt.] Thumper: "Gee, thanks Bambi." Bambi: "After you, Thumper." Thumper: "Yeah. After me." [Entering the room, he spots Bambi's bed. He goes over and jumps on it.] Bambi: "THUMPER!" [remaking the bed] "Messy messy messy. Please don't do that, Thumper." [Thumper begins switching labels.] Bambi: "Thumper! Please return those labels to their rightful dedications." Thumper: "Alright, alright, don't have a bird." [He switches the "Slipper" label, which he placed on the bed, with the "Bed" label.] "Are you done yet? Let's go get Flower!" Bambi: "Please be patient. I have just one more–" [He puts down a "Magnifying Glass" label and realizes his glass is missing.] "–HHAH! It's gone." [freaking out] "Thummmperrr. Someone took my magnifying glass. I feel so violated." Thumper: "Maybe you misplaced it." Bambi: [shoving Thumper away] "Never! What has become of this world? Is nothing sacred?" [sweeping the contents of his desk into the trash can] "Everything is soiled! Who would do such a thing? Who would violate the sanctity of my room. With their filthy hands!" [clutching at Thumper] "Oh boy. I feel sick. I feel nauseous. I CAN'T BREATHE!" [Thumper goes over, picks up Bambi's mattress, and slams it down on him.] Bambi: "Thank you. I needed that." Thumper: "Anytime, pal! You know, you can't have somebody touching your stuff. It just isn't right." [no longer concerned] "Okay. Race you to Flower's place."

[The duo rush over to Flower's. When they get there, Flower can clearly be seen watching a horror movie on TV. They tiptoe to the window.] Thumper: [whispering] "There he is." [Thumper and Bambi sneak in through the window. When Bambi tries to enter, the window slams on his fingers, and he makes noises of pain.] Thumper: [whispering] "Ssh. Quit fooling around." [He continues to sneak up on Flower. Just as he's about to pounce, Flower grabs him in a headlock and gives him a noogie.] Flower: "Hey, Thumper! What's up?" Bambi: [leaping on them] "Dogpile!" [They tussle. Flower ends up victorious, with the two of them in a headlock.] Flower: "Hi Bambi. You guys make me laugh." [A thunderous crashing is heard. All around Flower's room, things shake and fall off the walls.]