Floss: Super Mario Land lyrics

Transcript:

 * Singers: Clean, black and green Hold it in your hand, this Mario Land
 * Singers: In 1989, this came down the pipeline
 * Brent: Yeah, Mario's back!  Out to save that crazy Princess Daisy
 * Brent: By now he's sick of this "Princess fakeout" bullshit
 * Brent: Wee, creepy sprite Without Princess Peachy or Luigi
 * Brent: But he has superballs Seriously, that's what they're called!
 * Brent: The quality dropped off like some kind of Mario knock-off,
 * Brent: It clearly showed, man Since when did turtles explode, man?
 * Dave: Oh Brent, come on, aren't you a little bit nostalgic for this thing? Remember when it came out?
 * Dave: Way back in the day All you had were three-frame LCD games
 * Dave: Our journeys had a lack Of all but travel Scrabble packs
 * Dave: Yes, NES looked best, but to put this one next game in context:
 * Dave: It was a milestone year, handheld gaming started here!
 * Dave: The point I'm framing is that the state of portable gaming
 * Dave: Was still just larval This was a technical marvel!
 * Brent: Yeah, Dave, so was the cotton gin, But I wouldn't take it with me in the car!
 * Dave: Well, that doesn't make any sense.
 * Brent: Neither does this game!
 * Dave: Maybe!
 * Dave: But Brent! Flying heads! That displays a great imagination
 * Brent: Ha, this game came, I presume, from an all-too-magic mushroom!
 * Dave: The gameplay!
 * Brent: Was lame!
 * Dave: Hey!
 * Brent: Look, I know how Mario should go, bro This black sheep's really bad! You'll learn one day
 * Dave: Oh, thanks, Dad!
 * Dave: But how my heart skips For eight bits on holiday car trips Feelings awoken!
 * Brent: Dave, buddy, what are you smokin'? And can I have some?
 * Dave: Love! I'm smoking love! I just think this game has earned a place on the shelf with the good Mario games, Which is all of them, except Sunshine, obviously
 * Brent: Are you kidding? Sunshine's like the best one!
 * Dave: Wha... You're a wazzock
 * Brent: What?
 * Dave: You're a pillock
 * Brent: Come again?
 * Dave: You're a git
 * Brent: Say what now?
 * Dave: Uh, you're a Son of a taint?
 * Brent: Now you're talkin!
 * Dave: Key change, mofo?
 * Brent: You got it, here we go!
 * Brent and Dave: Flawed, maybe so Sure, it sucked a tad, but it's all we had!
 * Dave: It's got it's charms and such
 * Brent: Alright, maybe this much The look was lame!
 * Dave: Oi! It brought Mario to the Gameboy! Such a trendsetter
 * Brent and Dave: Either way, the sequel was better Super Mario Land!
 * Singers: Doo-doo-dum!
 * Dave: Was great!
 * Brent: Sucks!