Transcript

  • Woody: Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. what is five times two? come on children, don’t be shy. just give it your best shot. [Jimmy Neutron raises his hand] Yes, Jimmy?
  • Jimmy Neutron: Twelve?
  • Woody: Okay. Now let’s try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
  • Bart Simpson: i think i know the anwser, Mr. Cowboy.
  • Jake: [Mocking Bart Simpson in high-pitched, gibberish voice]
  • Bart Simpson: Shut up, fat yellow dog
  • Jake: Hey! Don’t call me fat ya fuckin Jew!
  • Woody: Jake Did you just say the f-word?
  • Jake: Jew?
  • Bart Simpson: No, he's talking about “Fuck“ you can't say ”Fuck ” in school, you Fucking fatass.
  • Woody: Bart!
  • Jake: Why the fuck not?
  • Woody: Jake!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Dude, you just said fuck again!
  • Woody: SpongeBob!
  • Tweety Bird: [muffled] fucl.
  • Woody: Tweety!
  • Jake: What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody! fuck, fuckity fuck-fuck-fuck
  • Woody: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
  • Jake: How would you like to suck my balls?
  • [everyone gasps]
  • Woody: [enraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
  • Jake: Oh, I’m sorry I'm sorry, actually, what i said was: [picks up a megaphone]”How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Cowboy”
  • [Woody stands rooted to spot, frozen with fury]
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Holy shit,dude.
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