Transcript
- Woody: Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. what is five times two? come on children, don’t be shy. just give it your best shot. [Jimmy Neutron raises his hand] Yes, Jimmy?
- Jimmy Neutron: Twelve?
- Woody: Okay. Now let’s try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
- Bart Simpson: i think i know the anwser, Mr. Cowboy.
- Jake: [Mocking Bart Simpson in high-pitched, gibberish voice]
- Bart Simpson: Shut up, fat yellow dog
- Jake: Hey! Don’t call me fat ya fuckin Jew!
- Woody: Jake Did you just say the f-word?
- Jake: Jew?
- Bart Simpson: No, he's talking about “Fuck“ you can't say ”Fuck ” in school, you Fucking fatass.
- Woody: Bart!
- Jake: Why the fuck not?
- Woody: Jake!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Dude, you just said fuck again!
- Woody: SpongeBob!
- Tweety Bird: [muffled] fucl.
- Woody: Tweety!
- Jake: What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody! fuck, fuckity fuck-fuck-fuck
- Woody: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
- Jake: How would you like to suck my balls?
- [everyone gasps]
- Woody: [enraged] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
- Jake: Oh, I’m sorry I'm sorry, actually, what i said was: [picks up a megaphone]”How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Cowboy”
- [Woody stands rooted to spot, frozen with fury]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Holy shit,dude.